Um, Okay. Wait--What?

This was in one of the inboxes that I manage for my employer, a religious organization (so you see why I was duped into opening it. Not that I wouldn't have anyhow). The sender was listed as metaethics@jaros.sk, which I must say was a red flag. But still:

From: "Tena Bertran"
To: |||||||||||||||||||||||||
Subject: Chriistmas night
Date: Unknown date

Girls will drop underwear foor you!
More information HERE

Be thou happy. If this brahmana be desirous of personified,
and the other that i was afraid that may do to them by tossing
them too much. 1569. Would not have people think that i
was insensible late editor has done well to combine them.
even.

Frankly, I have no idea where I might even begin to comment on this. Or how. Or, I guess, why...