I have begun collecting the "best" spam subject lines that land in my various mailboxes. What are the criteria? Mostly, a good mangling of standard English will do. Having not the vaguest idea what they're trying to communicate helps, too, but it isn't a requirement. General weirdness is the main thing.
For your entertainment I present them here as they came to me, "sender" first, followed by subject line. The "sender" notwithstanding, some of them appear to have been written by Yoda.
Leta Hill That those cadwell
Augusta Grant bigger d1ck in 2 weeks grew
Roslyn Mccall Don't let your x-life suffer sfilra
Wilma English Get A Bigger Today! dearie
Collectibles Today It's a Draw! John Wayne wall decor art first
Tony Must Have apothecary we acclaim: unusual markdown.
Mamie Davidson gzk Gain Up to 4+ gaixc
Lula Oconnor It till buena
Hot Sexy Christian Singles »-(¯`v´¯)-» View Single Christians Photos »-(¯`v´¯)-»
(do not the words “hot,” “sexy,” “Christian,” and “singles”—arranged in that order—not strike you as peculiar?
Lesa Taylor But sadism do bare
Elnora Ritter Become A New Man -Max-Xl grown jar
advanced my vdirt
Bridget hormone dtitled
Jesus disheveled and then and since the roles of the offering was firm but how would b...
inside Jarrett A he most
Geneva Bailey bijouterie crouch derelict
fort at delivery For caffeine Studies in humans have not shown that allocation
Ashley Novak basilar cowherd agricola
Ladonna Olson in from sanitary
Headache ranch enforceable
Guy N.Lillian cone wring
Jacob Against simple and you're playing with; his desk as the tight: smile. Pirenne's ...
Micah Brooks Be eveleth because guadalupita
Jeff automatically, and out here, too old gweat achievement, This?
Deidre Phelps Not mahoney at coulomb
Charles Alexander Yes. Which Mallow, found ourselves, a Smyrnian jacket for its
Roslyn Shields As who collar
Terra Hogan FW : my Pen1s is bigger than aghast ?
Janice Griggs weatherbeaten acrimony permitted ;
Chrystal Buckner wow, Monica was shocked beakrebi
Dolly Otero ceremonial astigmatism procession
Leigh Woods the rocket kent
Pearl Harper fckb Don't cut yourself short... szyps
(eventually I shall write a book with a character named Pearl Harper)